Who is Hitting on Me: Part Trois

Amidst the flurry of baking, I realize I’ve been neglecting my blog. I don’t have any stunningly amazing insightful things to say, except this: when a toddler says she will hold a bag of chocolate chips for you, what she really means is that she will dive into that bag and eat from it like a starving horse with a nosebag of oats.

Anyway, I thought I’d pull myself back into cyber-world with the latest installment in the “Who is Hitting on Me” series. It’s always fun–and often surprising–to see how people are finding my site. We last peeked at the stats in September. Let’s see what’s happened since then.

OCTOBER

This is my favorite website hit ever, bar none. CAUSES OF TAPEWORMS IN DOGS. Yes.

I will give a big gold star to anyone who can tell me why Google would have thought my website was a good hit for that search. (Of course now that I’ve written the previous paragraph, I’m going to bump myself up higher in tapeworm searching. Must stop writing tapeworm!)

I also got this:

That’s not me (someday, I hope!), but I wish Teresa all the best.

NOVEMBER

I’ll present these search terms just as they were recorded, though minus the spam:

I’m happy to see lots of love for the November featured author, Maggie Robinson! I’m guessing the “impatient” hit is because I titled a post that way.

But above all, I like the book we’d get if we combined the rest of the search terms. We’ll have a plain heroine and a jerky, Angry Boner Man hero. There will be romantic kisses that will become R-rated. And eventually, Chuck Norris will show up and punch a bag.  I would read that book, no question. In fact, i m impatient for it.